2005-04-29, 3:17 p.m.

i swear, this week has been utter insanity, which i fear is only going to get worse.

its like god tore open the sky, stuck his ass out of a cloud and shit all over me.

i can't go into the specifics of work, for general internet paranoia, but let's just say there was a leaky roof situation, mainly all over me and the spot where i happen to work.

so after a decidedly bad day i decided to get as drunk as humanly possible, you know, its what i do.

so at the bar a friend of mine thought it'd be real funny to dump a beer over my head. another friend of mine witnessed this, and she's rather militant and over protective of me and tried to start a fight, thus resulting in the guy getting kicked out.

so shit water and beer spilled all over me. to make things worse i went to an after party at my friend's house, and for some reason there, another "friend" of mine decided it'd be REAL funny to pick me up and throw me off the porch.

porches and i don't get along, at least when i'm drunk.

so right then i decided i'd had enough and went home, where its safe.

safe.

yeah, that day ended horribly.

then, the other day i got sent home from work early due to my bad mood, which god damn, if that's a good reason for sending someone home, well, i'd be home early everyday.

so then i decide to drink again, and upon returning home i discover my roommate bent over writhing on the floor with severe adombinal (sp) pains.

i stayed awake til four making sure he wasn't going to die, cuz ya know, that would suck.

...

so yeah, tomorrow the kiddies are graduating from the college, so work is going to be a veritable shit storm.

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dear god, please don't shit on me anymore. i've been a reasonably good boy, please?

and don't hassle me about the crumbs man, i'm on the edge of the edge.

does any one have good news?

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