2005-03-21, 7:33 p.m.

chicken broth with a squeezed lemon wedge.

we call it the chicken cocktail at work.

a fine, fine drink of choice for the common hangover.

although today i'm not commonly hungover.

the list of intoxicants i consumed last night:

* one bottle wine, cabernet, with a picture of the old, fat drugged Elvis. made by Graceland Cellars, actually quite nice, but i bought it just cuz it had the king on it.

*half bottle of some other wine i kept stealing from a friend

* 2 grams dried mushrooms

* pot brownie with chocolate chips

* numerous random hits from various joints

...

it was a good night.

...

all consumed while wearing a black velvet dress, striped mini skirt underneath and combat boots, plus tits made from papertowels.

my friends hosted their anual gender bender party, and supplied most of the fun mentioned above.

i can say with some certainty that's entirely the most fucked up i've ever been.

at least i had to work at four today, which gave me some leeway as i stumbled around this morning looking for something to use as a coffee filter.

sigh.

and i'm actually content with my life lately.

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